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3.27sMom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over.
2.75sHold that thought. Bacon up that sausage, boy!
2.85sBut, Dad, my heart hurts.
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0.4sI'm a Buddhist.
1.27sWhat?
2.6sThat's it. No more chat rooms for you.
2.49sYou know, Lisa, around here,
2.97sBuddhists don't get any desserts in their lunches.
2.7sA Buddhist wouldn't want any.
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3.14sHey, Simpson, I hear your sister dumped Christianity.
0.55sWho cares?
2.42sI'll tell you someone who cares.
2.67sHe's got long hair, works as a carpenter,
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