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2.94sWhen can we come out? Maybe never.
2.1sYea!
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3.02sSo, you think you know better than this family, huh?
1.87sWell, as long as you're in my house,
2.94syou'll do what I do and believe what I believe.
2.32sSo butter your bacon!
0.65sYes, Father.
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3.27sMom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over.
2.75sHold that thought. Bacon up that sausage, boy!
2.85sBut, Dad, my heart hurts.
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0.4sI'm a Buddhist.
1.27sWhat?
2.6sThat's it. No more chat rooms for you.
2.49sYou know, Lisa, around here,
2.97sBuddhists don't get any desserts in their lunches.
2.7sA Buddhist wouldn't want any.
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3.14sHey, Simpson, I hear your sister dumped Christianity.
0.55sWho cares?