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3.2sHey, how about one of those religions where you eat a human heart?
1.33sNo.
0.57sHow about Methodist?
1.5sNo!
3.27sLook, I'm not just gonna pick a religion that seems cool.
2.17sI'm gonna pick one that's right for me.
3.09sHow about Judaism? When you turn 13-- cha-ching!
2.63sI'm going out for a walk.
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2.62sLenny and Carl? You guys are Buddhists?
2sOh, yeah. If I didn't have inner peace,
2.94sI'd completely go psycho on all you guys all the time.
3.94sWell, I'm looking for a new faith, one that isn't so materialistic.
2.37sWell, you've come to the right place.
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2.97sBuddhism teaches that suffering is caused by desire.
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