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2.64sOh, honey, I'm worried about your soul.
4.6sI want at least one person from this family to go to heaven.
1.8sI still believe in God.
2.92sI just think there's another path to him... or her.
1.75sHer?
2.73sShe's just kidding, Mr. Lord.
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2.05s- Still looking for a new faith?
- Yep.
3.2sHey, how about one of those religions where you eat a human heart?
1.33sNo.
0.57sHow about Methodist?
1.5sNo!
3.27sLook, I'm not just gonna pick a religion that seems cool.
2.17sI'm gonna pick one that's right for me.
3.09sHow about Judaism? When you turn 13-- cha-ching!
2.63sI'm going out for a walk.
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