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3.32sHe super-sized the pews for the zaftig believers.
0.53sHe put ice in the urinals.
2.57sThose are all wonderful things.
2.37sBut they've cost the church its soul.
3.22sAnd I for one will not be a part of it.
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3.59sDo you want your hand stamped so you can come back in?
3.04sNo! I'm leaving this church forever!
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2.57sOh, no!
0.48sI don't know how to feel.
3.2sYou should be very upset.
3.14sGot it.
0.53sHow was that?
1.77sA little much.
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