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2.17sI'll be hiding behind that tree.
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1.68sWhat are they doing to the church?
2.92sWe're re-branding it. The old church was skewing pious.
4.64sWe prefer a faith-based emporium teeming with impulse-buy items.
0.48sI feel like I want to throw up.
3.07sThen my work is done.
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1.93sWhy does Jesus have a lasso?
1.9s'Cause he's all man.
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3.87sMoney changed. Get your money changed right here in the temple.
3.47sThat could not be more blasphemous.
1.5sWhere's Bart?
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