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5.15sSo the good news is church revenues are up 1073%.
3.24sAnd when will the church see any of this money?
2.95sWhen hell freezes over, suckers!
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3.02sOh, whatever. Just take it.
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3.87sWell, next on our agenda, Marge Simpson's devil daughter.
3.67sShe's not a devil. I just don't know what to do.
2.15sWell, Christmas is coming, huh?
3.97sYeah. And Santa doesn't leave presents under the bodhi tree.
2.54sYou think we can bribe her back with Christmas?
3.87sMarge, you can save more souls with roller skates and Easy-Bake Ovens...
2.97sthan with this 2,000 page sleeping pill.
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2.17sTime to begin...
4.17sOperation Xmas Remind of How Good Is.
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2.05sJust do it! Do it! Do it, now!