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3.8son the sanctity of deliciousness, the noid.
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2.69sThat's it!
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1.57sQuiet, Lisa.
2.87sEveryone in the store is looking at you.
3.99sThey should take a good look at themselves and what their church has become!
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2.85sLisa, it's still the same basic message.
2.3sWe've just dressed it up a little.
1.37sLike the whore of Babylon?
1.95sThat is a false analogy.
1.67sNo, it's not. It's apt.
2.28sApt!
2.9sDon't you see what Mr. Burns has done to this church?
3.13sHe restored it from nave to narthex!
3.32sHe super-sized the pews for the zaftig believers.
0.53sHe put ice in the urinals.
2.57sThose are all wonderful things.
2.37sBut they've cost the church its soul.
3.22sAnd I for one will not be a part of it.
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3.59sDo you want your hand stamped so you can come back in?