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4.3sNo creator gods. Just the pursuit of enlightenment."
2.52sI'm a Buddhist!
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2.34sHey, I'm a Buddhist!
2.7sMy Satan sense is tingling.
1.83sInto the root cellar, boys.
2.94sWhen can we come out? Maybe never.
2.1sYea!
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3.02sSo, you think you know better than this family, huh?
1.87sWell, as long as you're in my house,
2.94syou'll do what I do and believe what I believe.
2.32sSo butter your bacon!
0.65sYes, Father.
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3.27sMom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over.
2.75sHold that thought. Bacon up that sausage, boy!
2.85sBut, Dad, my heart hurts.
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0.4sI'm a Buddhist.
1.27sWhat?