1.68sWhat are they doing to the church?
2.92sWe're re-branding it. The old church was skewing pious.
4.64sWe prefer a faith-based emporium teeming with impulse-buy items.
0.48sI feel like I want to throw up.
3.07sThen my work is done.
1.68s
1.93sWhy does Jesus have a lasso?
1.9s'Cause he's all man.