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2.44sPeople, we need some fund-raising ideas.
2.18sLet's just write to David Bowie again.
1.95sNo. He's done enough for this church.
2.09sAnyone else?
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4.42sI've got the answer. Just let me run this church like a business.
1.88sIt's kind of you to offer, Mr. Burns,
2.8sbut the buzz around town is that you're, well, evil.
2.37sOh, that's just a skip-rope rhyme.
3.3sBelieve me, the Lord's gonna go for this in a big way.
2.43sNow, who's with me?
2.54sOh, I guess we have no choice.
1.7sExcellent.
4.2sOh, you'll get yours.
1.7sThis is Lindsey Naegle.
2.07sAnd don't let the skirt fool you.
2.79sShe'll have this place making money in no time.
2.22sIsn't that skirt a little north of the knee?
1.82sYou're telling me.
2.7sI guarantee I can find some new revenue streams.
2.45sStep one: Let's sell some ad space.
3.44sReverend, how would you feel about wearing this robe?
2.14sConflicted.