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3.62sLight is not your friend. All right, let's do this thing.
3.07sIt's time to get Homer-erotic!
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3.52sOkay, next item of business is our weekly progress report.
2.27sPrincipal Skinner, how's your transportation project coming?
3.37sOh, excellent. Not only are the trains now running on time,
1.72sthey're running on metric time.
3.45sRemember this moment, people-- 80 past 2:00 on April 47th.
2.74sIt's the dawn of an enlightened Springfield.
3.4sExcellent. Now, next week is our state of the city address.
2.18sHas everyone finalized their proposals?
3.24sWell, first of all, I have a plan to eliminate obesity... in females.
2.32sOh, please. For a nickel a person tax increase,
2.07swe could build a theater for shadow puppets.
0.67sBalinese or Thai?
2.79sWhy not both? Then everybody's happy.
2.22sOh, yeah. Everyone's real happy then!
2.22sDo I detect a note of sarcasm?