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3.67sCome on. Stay yellow. Stay yellow!
3.82sMan, I'm making record time, if only I had someplace to be.
3.7sAnd we've really elevated the level of discourse at the dog track.
3.19sWe replaced the fanfare with classical music.
2.84sAnd instead of chasing a rabbit, the dogs chase a diploma.
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2.28sThe world has already taken note of our accomplishments.
2.67sSpringfield has moved up to number 299...
3.27son the list of America's 300 most livable cities.
1.93sTake that, East St. Louis.
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4.77sGee. You said you were gonna make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
3.62sLight is not your friend. All right, let's do this thing.