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1.2sEven the microfiche.
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3.05sMy family never talks about library standards.
2.87sAnd every time I try to steer the conversation that way,
1.93sthey make me feel like a nerd.
3.75sWe are hardly nerds. Would a nerd wear such an irreverent sweatshirt?
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3.29sOh, only one person in a million would find that funny.
3.07sYes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio.
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4.02sOh, Dad, I just spent the day with the most wonderful people.
4.22sOh, that's great, honey. You tell me everything you can before the commercial's over.
3.92sFor the first time in my life, I feel that someone understand-- Bup, bup, bup, bup.
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1.77sAre you ready in there, Mr. Simpson?
2.97sAre you sure you're a fully accredited and bonded pornographer?