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3.15sWell, I don't, but the block association seems to.
3.1sThey wanted a "traditional" Santa Claus.
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3.02sI can't believe how they're dumbing down the Springfield Library.
1.95sThey've gotten rid of the English literature section...
3.1sand replaced it with a make-your-own-sundae bar.
3.52sI heard they got rid of the reference desk to make room for an air hockey table.
2.2sEven the microfilm?
1.2sEven the microfiche.
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3.05sMy family never talks about library standards.
2.87sAnd every time I try to steer the conversation that way,
1.93sthey make me feel like a nerd.
3.75sWe are hardly nerds. Would a nerd wear such an irreverent sweatshirt?
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3.29sOh, only one person in a million would find that funny.
3.07sYes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio.
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4.02sOh, Dad, I just spent the day with the most wonderful people.
4.22sOh, that's great, honey. You tell me everything you can before the commercial's over.
3.92sFor the first time in my life, I feel that someone understand-- Bup, bup, bup, bup.