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0.67sAll right, Mr. Simpson--
1.6sWho told you?
2.34sDon't worry. These photos are perfectly legal.
3.12sMany husbands use them as a romantic gift for their wives.
3.44sUh, you're not gonna ask me to pose nude, are you?
3.15sWell, yes, unless you have some issues with revealing your body.
3.15sWell, I don't, but the block association seems to.
3.1sThey wanted a "traditional" Santa Claus.
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3.02sI can't believe how they're dumbing down the Springfield Library.
1.95sThey've gotten rid of the English literature section...
3.1sand replaced it with a make-your-own-sundae bar.
3.52sI heard they got rid of the reference desk to make room for an air hockey table.
2.2sEven the microfilm?
1.2sEven the microfiche.
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3.05sMy family never talks about library standards.
2.87sAnd every time I try to steer the conversation that way,
1.93sthey make me feel like a nerd.
3.75sWe are hardly nerds. Would a nerd wear such an irreverent sweatshirt?
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3.29sOh, only one person in a million would find that funny.