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2.84sWelcome to Mensa, Lisa!
2.65sIt's the organization for people with high I.Q.'s.
4.14sI know that. It's also a constellation visible only from the southern hemisphere.
2.2sShe's good. She's very good.
3.04sAnd she brought a cream pie.
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2.43sYou want me to join Mensa?
3.22sOh, that's wonderful. But don't I have to take some sort of I.Q. test?
1.92sNo, Lisa, you're more than qualified.
2.87sI shared all your standardized test scores with the other members.
0.55sAren't those supposed to be confidential?
2.82sWelcome to Mensa!
2.52sYou've joined such luminaries as cartoonist, Mel Lazarus,
4.04sGeena Davis and Parade magazine's Marilyn vos Savant.
1.83sEach the tops in his or her field,
2.27suh, except for Mel Lazarus.
1.98sWow. I'm so honored you wanted me.
3.69sWell, it was your delightfully condescending letter that put you over the top.
3.37sLindsay Neagle, Advanced Capital Ventures. Oh, what do you produce?
2.4sSynergy, and books on how to cheat at bridge.