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2.27sOh, right.
3.94sWe are a town of lowbrows, no brows and ignorami.
2.7sWe have eight malls, but no symphony.
2.82sThirty-two bars, but no alternative theater.
3.07sThirteen stores that begin with "Le Sex."
3.64sI write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod.
1.94sWe can better ourselves.
1.8sYeehaw!
2sWell, most of us.
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2.47sDad, did you see anything provocative in today's paper?
3.37sYes, there's a real think piece here about a bra sale.
3.22sDad, stop kidding around. Look. They printed my letter.
2.84sHey, that is wonderful, sweetie. I'm gonna read it,