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2.42sAn open letter to the people of Springfield.
3.34sToday, our town lost what remained of its fragile civility,
2.15sdrowned in a sea of low fat pudding.
2.59sLook, I got runner-up prize.
0.73sYou won second place?
2.05sNo, but I got it.
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1.93sStealing is wrong.
2.92s"Free boudoir photography."
1.98sSweet!
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1.7sHmm.
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2.27sOh, right.
3.94sWe are a town of lowbrows, no brows and ignorami.