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1.67sThe winner is...
2.23sme for being seen with you freaks.
3.27sjudges can't win the contest! Boo!
4.02sYou have robbed us of our dignity.
2.64sWell, you-- A urinal cake!
3.37sYou, sir, have crossed the line.
1.79sOy!
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2.89sPeople, stop, stop! We're not animals!
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1.82sTake that!
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2.42sAn open letter to the people of Springfield.
3.34sToday, our town lost what remained of its fragile civility,
2.15sdrowned in a sea of low fat pudding.
2.59sLook, I got runner-up prize.
0.73sYou won second place?
2.05sNo, but I got it.