3.94sWe are a town of lowbrows, no brows and ignorami.
2.7sWe have eight malls, but no symphony.
2.82sThirty-two bars, but no alternative theater.
3.07sThirteen stores that begin with "Le Sex."
3.64sI write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod.
1.94sWe can better ourselves.