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2.47sHappy St. Patrick's Day, loser!
1.95sOw! Quit it!
2.92sIt's the wearin' of the green, Bart! Pinch, pinch, pinch!
3.35sNo one's pinching his legs. Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch!
4.79sIt's been St. Patrick's Day for hours, and I'm still not drunk yet!
3.07sOh, it's never gonna be 9:00. Moe! Moe!
3.54sThank God you're here. We'd like to come in and drink, please.
4.49sWe kicked down the back door, but then there was a metal door. Yeah, all right. Listen up.
2.25sThis is the busiest drinking day of the year.
2.6sWhere are the designated drivers? Beat it!
2.2sI got no room for cheapskates.
3.1sTop of the mornin' to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon.
3.12sKent O'Brockman live on Main Street where today...
2.07severyone is a little bit Irish...
3.14sexcept, of course, for the gays and the Italians.