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2.85sWhat kind of an example are we setting? Ladies, please.
3.35sAll our founding fathers, astronauts and World Series heroes...
2.1shave been either drunk or on cocaine.
3.94sUh, uh, uh, wait. Lookee here.
5.4sSeems there's been a prohibition law on the books in Springfield for 200 years.
2.14sIt's just never been enforced.
2.87sGet out of here, old clerk guy.
3.19sThere's also a law requiring ducks to wear long pants.
2.5sWait a minute! Let me see that!
2.3sWell, I'll be darned. Long pants.
3.02sRead the other one, the non-duck one.
2.65s"And spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited...
2.9sunder penalty of catapult."
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3.39sDid you see this, Bernice?
2.3sEh-- Oh, my.
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