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2.65s"What are you looking at?"
1.95sThe innocent words of a drunken child.
4.22sWell, I'll tell you what we're looking at, young man. A town gone mad!
4.34sA town whose very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit.
2.74sI'm going down to Moe's for a couple beers. I'll come with you.
2.07sNo! No more drinking.
2.67sI'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
3.55sOh, honey, you're not the world's worst mother.
2.27sWhat about that freezer lady in Georgia?
2.6sBut what's the solution?
2.82sAre we so bereft of ideas that we must revive...
2.8sthe antiquated notion of prohibition?
2.32sChannel 6 says yes.
1.65sProhibition.
2.27sThey tried that in the movies, and it didn't work.
3.59sI predict this is the last we'll be hearing about prohibition.
3.75sWe want prohibition! We want prohibition!
2.2sYou can't seriously want to ban alcohol.
3.15sIt tastes great, makes women appear more attractive,
3.44sand makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism.
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