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3.07sOh, it's never gonna be 9:00. Moe! Moe!
3.54sThank God you're here. We'd like to come in and drink, please.
4.49sWe kicked down the back door, but then there was a metal door. Yeah, all right. Listen up.
2.25sThis is the busiest drinking day of the year.
2.6sWhere are the designated drivers? Beat it!
2.2sI got no room for cheapskates.
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3.1sTop of the mornin' to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon.
3.12sKent O'Brockman live on Main Street where today...
2.07severyone is a little bit Irish...
3.14sexcept, of course, for the gays and the Italians.
2.5sAll right, then. Move along.
2.67sNothin' to see here. Show's over, folks.
2.65sParades just bring out so many emotions in me--
2.33sjoy, excitement, looking.
2.49sMom, can I go buy one of those long, plastic horns?
1.9sOh, Bart, we've bought those before,
2.7sand you always just throw them out the car window on the ride home.
2.34sI get bored with them. But that won't happen this time.
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4.57sBeep-beep! Comin' through! Hey, Notre Dame, move it or lose it.