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2.27sThey tried that in the movies, and it didn't work.
3.59sI predict this is the last we'll be hearing about prohibition.
3.75sWe want prohibition! We want prohibition!
2.2sYou can't seriously want to ban alcohol.
3.15sIt tastes great, makes women appear more attractive,
3.44sand makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism.
4.14sWon't somebody please think of the children?
2.85sWhat kind of an example are we setting? Ladies, please.
3.35sAll our founding fathers, astronauts and World Series heroes...
2.1shave been either drunk or on cocaine.
3.94sUh, uh, uh, wait. Lookee here.
5.4sSeems there's been a prohibition law on the books in Springfield for 200 years.
2.14sIt's just never been enforced.
2.87sGet out of here, old clerk guy.