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2.49sSo, Bart, how are you feeling?
3.05sCan't complain. Well, then, you're ready for your makeup test.
3.17sMy ovaries!
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2.39sSuckers.
2.39sHave you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
1.73sI glanced at it.
2.94sBoy cries "wolf," has a few laughs. I forget how it ends.
3.19sBart, is that light green?
0.65sYeah.
1.89sIt better be!
0.22sHey!
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4.32sHomie, what's wrong? I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me--
3sfriends, coworkers, Tibor.
1.78sI never thought it'd be my own wife.
2.9sWell, maybe you'd get promoted if you worked a little harder.
2.67sAre you kidding? I work like a japanese beaver.
2.95sOh, really? I came to see you three times today.
3.9sTwice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around.
4.25sWell, I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy.
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