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3.57sOoh! They're having a retirement party for someone at the plant.
3.4sI wish I could retire. Boy, that'd be sweet.
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3.79sHowdy-do, neighbor! Good pipe weather. Thought I'd fire up the briar.
0.65sCan't talk. Busy.
2.25sOkilly-dokilly-do.
2.37sDid you notice how slanted he looked?
2.89sAll part of God's great plan.
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2.55sI think one side of our house is sinking.
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1.65sHa-ha!
3.65s"The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair."
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1.92sHello, I'm Troy McClure.
2.3sYou might remember me from such instructional videos as...
4.87sMothballing Your Battleship and Dig Your Own Grave and Save.
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