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2.03sGood evening. I'm Diane Simmons,
3.4sand I'd like to welcome you to Quahog's Fifth Annual Talent Show.
2.73sLet's have a round of applause for our first performer.
7.98sThere's no moustache like my father's moustache That's the biggest moustache in town Play me off, Johnny.
2.27sWhat else be funny tonight?
2.4sUh, Star Jones got married. That was in the news.
4.6sMarried a black fellow, which is quite a surprise because I'd call her quite a catch.
3.67sAnd black guys, by and large, they're not so helpful on a fishing vessel.
2.57sNow, Portuguese, absolutely, absolutely.
2.94sI even had a couple of Japanese guys who worked out great.
3.87sThank you very much. You guys have been terrific.
2.7sAnd now, our final performance of the night.