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1.3sMy cab's right outside.
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2.03sGood evening. I'm Diane Simmons,
3.4sand I'd like to welcome you to Quahog's Fifth Annual Talent Show.
2.73sLet's have a round of applause for our first performer.
7.98sThere's no moustache like my father's moustache That's the biggest moustache in town Play me off, Johnny.
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2.27sWhat else be funny tonight?
2.4sUh, Star Jones got married. That was in the news.
4.6sMarried a black fellow, which is quite a surprise because I'd call her quite a catch.
3.67sAnd black guys, by and large, they're not so helpful on a fishing vessel.
2.57sNow, Portuguese, absolutely, absolutely.
2.94sI even had a couple of Japanese guys who worked out great.
3.87sThank you very much. You guys have been terrific.
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