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2.64sYou're not a pet and you're not a friend.
2.68sYou're nothing to me.
3.25sWith this latest arrest, Springfield is now free of crime,
1.93salthough overrun with ferrets.
3.19sHappy days, people. Truly happy days.
3sDaddy, how come you're not at work?
2.67sI don't know. How come you're not at school?
2.18sMy teacher says she's tired of trying.
3.75sYeah, well, so I am, Ralphie. So am I.
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2.74sIt's Bill and Marty on the line right now with Springfield's very own Fat Tony.
4.52sI wish to announce that my associates and I will gun down Homer Simpson...
2.84sif he has not left town by noon tomorrow.
3.45sWow, that's quite a threat!
1.93sDo you have a song request?
1.93s"Radar Love."
3.89sIf that thug thinks he can run me out of town-- Oh man, I love this song!
2.39sI been drivin' all night and it's wet on the wheel
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2.4sThere's a voice in my head that drives my heel