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1.75sYou know, I've had a lot of jobs.
2.37sBoxer, mascot, astronaut, imitation Krusty,
3.9sbaby-proofer, trucker, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist,
3.14sgrease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor,
3.1scountry-western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer,
3.3sinventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker,
3.54sfortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe and missionary.
4.1sBut protecting Springfield, that gives me the best feeling of all.
4.05sIf you like protecting people, you can make that your job.
2.7sYou know, start a security company.
2.17s
5.31sFinally, a way to combine my love of helping people with my love of hurting people!
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2.97sFellas, I'm starting my own private police force.
1.67sWill you join me?
0.53sWell, who would my partner be?
2.89sHow about Lenny?
0.42sHim? No way!
2.07sHim? No way!
2.62sYou'll do as I say, or I'll have your badges!
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