1.73sA blackout?
3.6sEvery time Santa and I get together it's a disaster.
3.54sOh, no, the power's out? We'll miss Fox Celebrity Boxing!
3.5sI heard tonight they have Ed Bradley vs. Mister Ed.
2.32sIt's terrible-- all the traffic lights are out.
2.52sDriving sure is dangerous.
0.73sYeah, tell me about it.
4.44sI got some yuppie jerk-off headed right for me, yakkin' away on his cell phone.