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3sSomeone call 911! Oh, they never come.
1.37s
2.84sThus ends the rule of law.
3.27sLook at those looters breaking windows, setting fires!
2.79sThey're living my dream, and you won't let me join them!
3.3s- Please, can I throw one little--
- No.
0.5sWhat if I just burn down a--
0.73sNo.
0.65sCan I at least incite further--
1.64sNo.
2.8sI've caused enough trouble already by plugging in that Santa Claus.
2.13sNo more irresponsible behavior.
0.53sCan I have a beer?
1.17sAll right.
1.52s- But not the imported.
- Homer!
2.03sYou've got to set limits, Marge.
1.37sNo beer!
0.75s
5.56s
2.8s
3.59sGet your T-shirts here! "I survived the Springfield riot!"
1.93s
2.6sRemember me as a hero.
2.15s
3.39sYar! The looters stole me glass eye!