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3.54sfortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe and missionary.
4.1sBut protecting Springfield, that gives me the best feeling of all.
4.05sIf you like protecting people, you can make that your job.
2.7sYou know, start a security company.
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5.31sFinally, a way to combine my love of helping people with my love of hurting people!
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2.97sFellas, I'm starting my own private police force.
1.67sWill you join me?
0.53sWell, who would my partner be?
2.89sHow about Lenny?
0.42sHim? No way!
2.07sHim? No way!
2.62sYou'll do as I say, or I'll have your badges!
2.57sOnce I make and give you your badges.
3.75sFlanders, I was able to find your missing leaf blower,
1.5sbelt sander and morning newspapers.
3.64sWell, nice work, Inspector Find-It. Did you catch the thief?
1.99sWho said it was a he?
2.22sWell, I sure didn't. Who said you did?
1.62s- Nobody.
- Wrong answer!
1.63sLet's go!
2sOkilly-dokilly. You're pushin' your luck, pal.