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1.95sI just discovered Thai food.
2.5sI'd help you, but I have yet to kiss a human girl.
5.07sAnd I've got a TiVo full of unwatched Dharrr-ma and Gregs.
3.84sSorry, Homer. I'm a coward now, like all recovering alcoholics.
2.77sAfter everything I did, you're going to abandon me?
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3.24sHomie, please, why don't you just leave town?
3.14sWhat? And let them come after you and the kids?
0.5sWe could come with you.
2.19sIn one car?
4.17sWith no air conditioning? And the little poop machine going every 20 minutes?
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2.25sI need you guys to help me!
2.05sWhy'd you lock yourselves in?
3.47s- Why does anyone do anything?
- The point is, what's done is done.
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3.79sAh, my Jersey muscle. It's so good to see you.
2.74sDid you have a nice flight, Johnny Tightlips?