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2.64sYou're not a pet and you're not a friend.
2.68sYou're nothing to me.
3.25sWith this latest arrest, Springfield is now free of crime,
1.93salthough overrun with ferrets.
3.19sHappy days, people. Truly happy days.
3sDaddy, how come you're not at work?
2.67sI don't know. How come you're not at school?
2.18sMy teacher says she's tired of trying.
3.75sYeah, well, so I am, Ralphie. So am I.
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2.74sIt's Bill and Marty on the line right now with Springfield's very own Fat Tony.
4.52sI wish to announce that my associates and I will gun down Homer Simpson...
2.84sif he has not left town by noon tomorrow.
3.45sWow, that's quite a threat!