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3.59sGet your T-shirts here! "I survived the Springfield riot!"
1.93s
2.6sRemember me as a hero.
2.15s
3.39sYar! The looters stole me glass eye!
1.58sOoh.
2.05sThis be a Super Ball.
0.6s
4.04sBack in my day, we had people who stood up to ruffians.
1.77sWe called them men.
2.57sI agree with the hideous crone!
1.15sYeah! Hear! Hear!
1.6sShe is ugly!
2.94sI think I speak for myself, Comic Book Guy and Bumblebee Man...
2.57swhen I say, I blame Chief Clancy Wiggum!
1.92s
3.77sIt's not just my fault. You were the ones doing all the looting.
2.28sOh, sure. Blame the victims.
2.99s- Throw some Nikes at his head.
- What size?
4.34sPeople, rest assured the police department's ineptitude shall not stand.
3.59sI am announcing the formation of a blue-ribbon committee.
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1.28sA committee?
1.68sDid he say "blue-ribbon"?