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3.65sI got me some whale oil, some squirrel oil.
2.73sNot kosher! It has to be petroleum oil!
3.7sDo you not give a damn about the hallowed traditions of Robanukah?
1.45sI reckon I do not.
2.6sAnyways, Earth done run out of petroleum oil.
2.92s(ALL GASP) I tried to warn you.
2.47sOne unit of free, limitless solar power, please.
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3.37sThat'll be, I don't know, 10 bucks.
2.55sCan you make change for a Nobel Prize?
3.49sMan, can't we just make more petroleum oil?
1.72sI'm afraid not, son.
7.72sPetroleum only forms when organic matter is subjected to intense pressure for hundreds of millions of years.