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4.74sNow, your pine trees were all chopped down to make emergency toilet paper during the Fifty-Year Squirts.
2.43sLucky the seeds have been preserved here in the vault there.
1.82sWhat's that splork on them?
2.3sIt's not germs, is it?
1.17sNo.
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2.4sNow that's a tree worth chopping down.
2.72sIndeed, 'tis a lovely tree.
3.47s'Twill truly be my finest Xmas ever. (SCREAMS)
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2.92s(EXCLAIMING) That's what my poll numbers need.
3.3sHappy voters enjoying some holiday cheer.
4.37sAs your vice-president, I order you to steal that tree.
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1.83sMy fellow Earthicans,
3.37swelcome to the annual White House Xmas-tree lighting,
3.37sbrought to you by Gunderson's Nuts.