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1.62sCooperative economics
3.79sYo, bulldog, I'm talking here Put away the comics
13.56sKu'umba is another one It stands for creativity Like the ever-changing nature of my sexual proclivities I think there's one called Nia but I don't speak Swahili Something about a pine tree and an oil-wrestling deal-y?
12.2sThat's from Xmas and Robanukah you plagiarizing lout Yeah, I'm kind of losing interest here I best be rolling out But before I go, the most important thing What's that, black Santa?
3.35sYou need seven Kwanzaa candles that you light up every night
1.7sBut they best be made of beeswax
2.2sor you all might as well be white
3.92sThey must be made of beeswax or we might as well be white
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2.23sWell, we got no beeswax candles,
3.74sbut these scented regular wax candles will do just fine.
3.35sGirl, those stink sticks are for single women who take baths.
2.82sIf your Kwanzaa candles ain't 100% beeswax,
1.63syou bring shame on your people.