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3.49sMan, can't we just make more petroleum oil?
1.72sI'm afraid not, son.
7.72sPetroleum only forms when organic matter is subjected to intense pressure for hundreds of millions of years.
2.75sI can't wait that long. I've got ADD.
2.87sThis is so unfair.
3.12sI don't wrestle dry, Bender. I went to Vassar.
6.64sProfessor, I want you to look these poor floozies in the eye and tell them their oil-wrestling days are over.
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4.15sI suppose there could be a minute quantity of petroleum left,
4.47sbut it would be insanely deep within the Earth at pressures so dangerously high...
3.15s(HORN HONKING) Let's go, already!
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