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3.74sIt's the violentest season of the year
3.75sWhen Kringle-bot come dispensing mugs of Xmas fear
2.95sSugar plummy visions will be dancing in your head
3.82sWhen I cane you from the comfort of my sled
3.47sOn Xmas Eve, we don our gay apparel
3.27sKevlar vests, asbestos stockings and a barrel