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1.45sI reckon I do not.
2.6sAnyways, Earth done run out of petroleum oil.
2.92s(ALL GASP) I tried to warn you.
2.47sOne unit of free, limitless solar power, please.
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3.37sThat'll be, I don't know, 10 bucks.
2.55sCan you make change for a Nobel Prize?
3.49sMan, can't we just make more petroleum oil?
1.72sI'm afraid not, son.
7.72sPetroleum only forms when organic matter is subjected to intense pressure for hundreds of millions of years.
2.75sI can't wait that long. I've got ADD.
2.87sThis is so unfair.
3.12sI don't wrestle dry, Bender. I went to Vassar.
6.64sProfessor, I want you to look these poor floozies in the eye and tell them their oil-wrestling days are over.
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