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3.44sGeez. I don't remember this much bad blood when I was a Cavalry Kid.
2.03sI was a Pre-Teen Brave.
1.57sOw!
1.33sI sang at your wedding.
3.24sYeah-- "The Best is Yet to Come." Real original.
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1.5sAaah!
1.95sAw, geez. How did this happen?
3.55sAll I wanted was to glue feathers on felt...
3.04sand teach the boys good citizenship--
4.22sand now it's a donnybrook.
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3.6sOh, my God. That's my wife-- and she's crying!
1.65sHuh?
2.77sOh, lassie, dry your tears.
1.87sThen show us your boobs.
3.19sOw. Ow. God help me!
3.4sDear God. Why are we fighting? I ain't doing any fighting.
6.11sLet us end this mindless violence and join our hands in song.
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