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1.7s"Hijinks."
2.24sIt's a funny word-- Three dotted letters in a row.
1.63sIs it hyphenated?
0.33sIt used to be--
1.5sBack in the bad ol' days, you know.
2.7sOf course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to.
1.87sThen there's 'N Sync.
1.64sWhat the hell is that?
2.13sJump in anytime, Eddie. These are good topics.
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3.84sOh, Ned, I am so sorry.
2.47sI never knew you were such a Beatles fan.
2.39sOf course I am! They were bigger than Jesus.
3.12sBut your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection.
2.14sHey, boys will be boys.
2.75sI am so tired of that tautology.
3.37sIt's not all his fault. I blame this latchkey kid.
1.6sPeople, people, calm down.
1.79sBoth these kids are total write-offs.
1.75sI assume you're pressing charges?
2sBecause I get paid by the charge.
1.98sOh, our courts aren't fit to keep children in line.
2.67sThe only they're good for is telling women what to do with their bodies.
3.17sWhat these boys need is adult supervision.