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3.64sCandy for sale. Get your un-poisoned candy.
2.45sIt's laxative-free for today's lifestyle.
2.84sMelts in your mouth, not in your pants.
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2.9sGreetings, fellow Springfielders.
2.3sIt gives me great pleasure to announce the group...
2.27swhich has sold the most candy.
3.04sCould everyone please lean forward expectantly?
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1.9sThe Cavalry Kids.
2.25sYes!
3.02s- Oh, the indignity.
- Ohh!
3.25sWait a minute. How could those stupid jarheads win?
2.65sWho'd want candy filled with laxatives?