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3.2sYeah, But see, the problem is I got no idea how to be black,
3.2syou know, e-except for not smiling when I get my picture taken.
0.95sWell, Peter.
4.67sIt sounds like you should go out and co-mingle amongst your newly-found brethren.
2.24sYou know, absorb the culture.
1.68sWheelie timE!
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1.48sYou know, You're right, Cleveland.
3.24sI--I should be hanging around more black people like myself. Thanks.
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1.23sHey! Peter, what the--
1.37sIt's the vibration.
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2.1sWho here used to wear a lot of Jheri Curl?
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1.68sYeah, That's right.
3.04sY'all know that Exxon Valdez thing? That ain't how it happened.
1.68sSome brother just fell in the ocean.
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2.97sOh, God! I remember that. And all those seals died.
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2.17sIt was-- It was all over the news.
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1.03sThe--
3.14sThe Channel 2 news with Dan Rather.
3.97sAlthough, I think Connie Chung might have been substituting for him that night.
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3.94sWell, About time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail.
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