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2.25s"The diary of Nate Griffin.
2.37s"May 7, 1836.
2.47s"I was brushing down Lucy, the new colt,
2.8s"when she let out a fart right near my face.
5.07s"So I took her head and stuck it by my butt "and blew a huge fart right back at her."
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1.5sOh, uh, That laugh's in here, too. See?
1.77s"Ha ha ha ha ha."
1.7sWow, Then it's true.
2.65sCool! I get to be black and Irish!
3.62sYeah, and now I can wear clothes that actually show off my big butt!
2.95sOh, I gotta tell Bonnie I'm sleeping with a black man!
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2.07sOh, My God! Update! "Exclam"!
2sScott Martin just asked me out again!
2.32sOh, My God! This is date number 3.
1.82sAre you gonna get to 2nd base?
2.17sI think that would be a bad idea,
2.57sand I know something about bad ideas.
4.17sI'm--I'm telling you, Juice. She's screwing around behind your back.
3.74sA-and If I were in your Bruno Maglis, I wouldn't stand for it.