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1.35sPeter-- Kichwa!
2.07sI'd like to have a word with you.
1sPeter, I think--
1.13sKichwa!
2.17sKichwa, we're both sensible men.
2.84sThere must be something I can do to make things right with you.
3.47sActually, there is. I want reparations just like Cleveland got.
1.57sWhat the hell are you talking about?
2.57sI want an apology and some Rice Krispie Treats.
5.12sWell, I absolutely will not give you an apology and I'm assuming "Rice Krispie Treats" is black slang for money.
1.38sSo, here's $10,000.
3.07sAnd I expect you never to mention this ugly business again.
1.28s$10,000?
1.6sNot enough? Fine. Make it $20,000.
1.3sHow do you spell Kichwa?
1.57sYeah, You know what? Screw the Kichwa.
2.03sMake it out to Peter. P-E-T-E...
1.88sThis just in. Slave-owner descendent,
6.71sCarter Pewterschmidt, has paid $20,000 or 2,000,000 pennies in reparations to a local black man.
1.95sWe now go live to the local black man.
3.55sWell, the money helps but I'll always feel my ancestors' pain.
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4.7sHey, Hey, from down there does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises?